Beware the Purple People Pleasers

Let me introduce you to the undecided voters who are about to decide your fate.

Purple sunset over a cornfield
Photo by Toby Wong courtesy of Unsplash

hen you live somewhere like Iowa, you learn to speak two languages. I can feel a shift in my demeanor when I’m talking to someone I perceive (or know) to be a republican. I can’t avoid them — the houses on my street are practically red/blue/red/blue — but I put up my guard…